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Quite Possibly the Funniest 44 Insults Ever...

best insults ever for guys

You suck dick at fucking pussy. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance. He's the first in his family born without a tail. But I wish you weren't. Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

best insults ever for guys

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire! I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another? He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. The cream rises to the top. You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck. It is not presently known if they intend you to usurp the existence of one of the balls present or if this is a declaration that Armenian men naturally sport a lone testicle.

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best insults ever for guys

She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you. It probably doesn't, but this page may contain affiliate links, which means I receive a commission if you make a purchase using such links. You are the stone in the shoes of humanity. You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.

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Mean insults

best insults ever for guys

You are a shit stain on the underpants of society. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right. A grand majority of them revolve around who or what their antagonist is prone to fucking. How did you crawl out of the abortion bucket? Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Do not forget to share them with those you know and love. Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are. You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


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Quite Possibly the Funniest 44 Insults Ever...

best insults ever for guys

The hater will probably complaining and hating on someone else next week. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays. Everyone that has ever said they love you was wrong. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. I bet you swim with a T-shirt on.

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Reddit, what's the best insult you can think of that doesn't include gender, sexual orientation, race or my Mother? : AskReddit

best insults ever for guys

Now I have a much lower opinion of you. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime. I consider you something a vulture would eat. He has more faces than Mount Rushmore. I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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205 Best Comebacks And Funny Insults That Will Make You Laugh

best insults ever for guys

He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel. Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week. References to green hats can challenge the fidelity of someone's wife or suggest someone's father is an anonymous man whore. It sounds like swearing constructed from a profanity combo menu please select one aspersion from Columns A, B and C. Our list of the 75 top funny insults, we suggest if you decide to use them do it with extreme caution! Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

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75 Funny Insults which are Incredibly Brutal!

best insults ever for guys

Forgot to pay his brain bill. But because a turtle doesn't know its father, it's a creative way of calling someone a bastard. And what have you accomplished in your lift time that makes you Einstein? Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween? If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head. Your rank is - just plain rank! Is that your nose or are you eating a banana? Before you came along we were hungry. I wonder how many angels could dance on his head? Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. After all, you have inferiority! I noticed the improvement immediately.

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