I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken. A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. If you'd like to improve on your meter, I'd suggest getting some experience with rigid schemes such as sonnets. You take my breath away! That lactose indulgence, straight from the grocery store dairy section friend — cheese. Every relationship has to start somewhere. I'll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you. Can you take me home with you? Because I feel so attracted to you.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. How do you like your eggs cooked? If not can I have yours? From smothering tortilla chips to topping pasta, cheese deserves a spot at almost every meal. What're your next two wishes? Wanna taste of these muscles? Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn? Others of course are kind of cringe-worthy! Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Is your daddy Tony The Tiger Frosted Flakes because you look gggggreat Do like meat and ass? Once I pop you, I can't stop you! Because I like you a latte. Cause you have it around your lips Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented? Want to come see mine? Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. Cause that ass is out of this world! Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? A: They are both Cereal Killers! Because I'm gonna taste you. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later Do you like Wendys? Your rhymes are creative and I think you've got the stuff.
Because I am amazing in the kitchen. A: A good price for corn. Let me be a chicken nugget. Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. . I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? Because I'll eat you In-n-Out If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted. My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me.
I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece. Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill? They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too If Italian Baby do you like Italian food? Q: What do Corn cobs call their father? These phrases could go either way. Don't look now but I think someone is stalking us. A: Where is my pop corn? These flattering pick up lines will hopefully at least get you a smile. A: Because they were too corny! You throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, and throw away the inside, what am I? If you were you would be a mchottie Are you an Ice Cream? Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. Q: How did the tomato court the corn? Omellete you suck this dick.
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The good news is that your friend is going to pull through. I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans I like my women like I like my doughnuts. Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck? A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear. I just wanted to tell you that you take my breath away. Honey, are you a coffee? You took my breath away! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? I want to buy you dinner! You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Cause you'll be eating some tonight. Two corn cobs One day two corn cobs, who were best friends, were walking together down the street.
Should I call you or nudge you? But what's something everyone loves? May I take you out? Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you a In-n-Out burger joint? Hey baby lets play a fruity game. Are you a burger cuz i'd slap those buns. Cause I want to take your top off. Q: What do you call a mythical veggie? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. So do you like stawberries or blueberries? Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread. Don't tell a secrets in a cornfield. Thanks for your lovely comments and feedback! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
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Hey I don't work at Subway, but I bet you can handle my foot long. Check out these other related articles! Now what's on the menu? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. National Corn on the Cob Day is celebrated annually on June 11th. Nerd here, I'd like to help you achieve your goal of sprogging! Life would be feta if we were togetha. Because you are just so hot! Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn Are you a banana? I bet your Sugar, and spice and everything nice.
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